Statistical Theory Class

Quotes from the new Assistant Professor in Statistical Theory

"First we have to make it look bad to make it look pretty. Kinda like plastic surgery. Oh you know my wife is a plastic surgeon and man you don't want to know what they do with those nose jobs"

"Yea..just like there are 7 ways to skin a cat. Well, I've never tried one on my cat, but you know"

"I just have to go through computing the moment generating function proof for you just in case you are stuck in the middle of nowhere and need to build a really nice surfboard...or in case you are on survivor"